Butt Bombs
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Imagine the humiliation in store for us now at airport security body checks.
News has now surfaced that al-Qaeda is now planning attacks using “butt bombs”, bombs that are smuggled in the rectum in order to get through airport x-ray scanners. This news obviously has security experts in a bit of a tizzy, and there are no immediate solutions to addressing this problem.
Let’s just pray for some serious hemorrhoids or something.

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