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Here’s one more gem from James Taranto’s Best of the Web Today:
See if you can guess the topic of the New York Times op-ed piece whose first paragraph is this:
Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience. Since the founding of our country, citizens from Ben Franklin to David Letterman have made fun of their elected officials. Milton Berle famously joked: “You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.” These days, though, the institutional inertia gripping Congress is no laughing matter.
Wrong! The subject is why Evan Bayh is leaving the Senate. The author is Sen. Evan Bayh. We figured out the subject from the headline, which reads, “Why I’m Leaving the Senate.”
And it’s a good thing the Times used that headline, because without it we’d have read the whole 1,600-word op-ed and had no idea what it was about. Bayh doesn’t say a single word about why he’s leaving the Senate!
Still, the op-ed makes the answer clear: Bayh is leaving the Senate because the place is full of blowhards. His departure won’t solve that problem completely, but it will reduce the number of blowhards by one.

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