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Friday, July 23, 2010

Matt Labash has to be one of my favorite authors. When the Weekly Standard features one of his pieces, I actually set aside my OCD method of reading magazines from cover to cover and I go straight to his piece to read it first. His latest feature was no exception, and is funnier than... »

Mattisisms

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Weekly Standard had in last week’s Scrapbook some memorable quotes heard from new Central Command head Marine General James Mattis: ■ Speaking to tribal leaders in Iraq: “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f— with me, I’ll kill you... »

Money Puritanism

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Weekly Standard had this great line in last week’s Scrapbook: H. L. Mencken defined Puritanism (unfairly but memorably) as “the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” Obama Democrats are afflicted with Money Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be making a profit. »

Interview with Flotilla Humanitarians

Friday, June 18, 2010

This is utterly hilarious: »

The Three Terrors

Friday, June 18, 2010

Here’s a great encore from the folks that brought you “We Con The World“: »

Steve Czaban on Obama

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Sports talk radio host, Steve Czaban, had this hilarious nugget of insight to share about Obama and the BP oil leak crisis on his web site, czabe.com: They say success has a thousand fathers and failure is an orphan. This is true. What happened wrong in the BP oil well spill, is enough to... »

“White House” or “Animal House”?

Thursday, June 10, 2010

James Taranto had this hilarious commentary today (under the title, “American Nero”) in his Best of the Web Today column: President Obama has been coming in for a lot of Jimmy Carter comparisons recently, but Fox News’s John Gibson, writing in the New York Post, points out one way in which the 44th president’s style... »

Flotilla Choir presents: We Con The World

Friday, June 4, 2010

Check out this great catchy song, just released! »

Plug The Damn Hole

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Hill has reposted a very short report from the Washington Post, which generated over a thousand comments, most of them hilarious. The story is about Obama losing his cool regarding the BP oil leak and yelling “plug the damn hole!” Here are some of my favorite comments: Maybe if ODUMBO sticks his teleprompter... »

Imbecile Hank Johnson

Friday, April 23, 2010

My “current events” have fallen a couple of weeks behind and I’m playing catch-up, but this gem of a video will still be funny for a long time to come, and so I’m going to post it even though it’s been posted everywhere else already. After all, this is a video that everyone should... »

“If You Voted For Obama, Seek Care Elsewhere”

Friday, April 2, 2010
“If You Voted For Obama, Seek Care Elsewhere”

Now here’s a doctor with a policy I kinda like. Dr. Jack Kassel, a urologist in Florida, posted a sign on his door saying: “IF YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA… SEEK UROLOGIC CARE ELSEWHERE.   CHANGES TO YOUR HEALTHCARE BEGIN RIGHT NOW, NOT IN FOUR YEARS.” Obviously, he cannot turn anyone away for ethical reasons,... »

God Rest Joe Biden’s Soul

Thursday, March 18, 2010

AP is reporting on the latest Biden gaffe (the one thing for which Joe Biden can be reliably counted on), where he mistakenly “asked for God’s blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick’s Day—except the elderly lady is very much alive.” The report... »

Paul Krugman vs. Paul Krugman

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Last Friday, James Taranto had this hilarious observation in his Best of the Web Today column of Paul Krugman arguing with his past self: Former Enron adviser Paul Krugman takes note in his New York Times column of what he calls “the incredible gap that has opened up between the parties”: Today, Democrats and... »

Breaking INTO Jail

Monday, February 22, 2010

Most idiots are caught trying to break out of prison. Here’s one sorry idiot who was busted breaking in, as reported by Der Spiegel: Prison walls were no obstacle for a man in western Germany who was being separated from his love. But breaking into her cell every night turned out to be a... »

Israeli Rock Technology

Thursday, February 4, 2010
Israeli Rock Technology

As you can see from the picture below, Israelis have greatly simplified weather and meteorological reporting methods! Translation: Weather and Meteorological Forecasting Rock When the rock is wet — it’s raining. When the rock is dry — it’s not raining. When the rock is covered on top with a white layer — it’s snowing.... »

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